I HATE DRIVING
Look, I know I’ve probably mentioned it before - once or twice at the absolute most - but here’s the thing guys: DRIVING. SUCKS. ASS. TO. THE. MAX Driving sucks ass so badly that I’d rather be doing any or all of the following, all of which also suck ass: 1) Housework – Doing housework is like being trapped in an eternity of hellish unending frustrations of the kind meted out to that bastard Sisyphus in the Underworld. And yet, compared with driving, housework is Pure Unadulterated Joy. For example, if someone came up to me and said, “Would you mind awfully scooping out the gungy hairballs from the shower plugholes with your bare tongue whilst I nip to the shops in the car?” I so would. Like, totally . Moreover, I would be so stupidly grateful not to be driving to the shops in a farkin death trap of a vehicle that I would also lick out the sludge from their flange, and eat the bits caught in their trap, all of which are parts of a domestic bathroom or kitch