THINGS THAT AREN'T OBVIOUS TO ME. AT ALL.
This week, I’ve been mostly asking the question, “Does anyone know how this fucking thing works?” For instance: i) The open and close buttons in lifts. I mean. What the fuck? What's with the runes? I don’t know runes. I have never known runes. In short, I am utterly shit at runes and at any other kind of ancient alphabet system. So here's for a madcap hare-brained idea. Why not get someone to write OPEN and CLOSE on the lift buttons, eh, eh , EH ? That way there would be no risk of anyone wringing the living shit out of anyone else whilst trying to enter a lift. Ii) Also, what’s with those hot water catering urns you get at kids parties? Does anyone know how you get water out of those bastards? Anyone? Cuppa anyone? Mwa ha ha ha mwa ha ha ha ha!! I know it looks like the water should come out of the little tap thing at the bottom, but the problem is that the little tap thing at the bottom NEVER has a functioning lever, so that all