tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post5467317023376654109..comments2023-04-06T06:26:56.941+01:00Comments on flossing the cat: HOW I LOVE A GOOD VALETINGFlossing the Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16298951261351587626noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-18644634947657895572012-02-07T17:03:49.733+00:002012-02-07T17:03:49.733+00:00I take they had the professionalism not to enquire...I take they had the professionalism not to enquire whether you wanted the petrified cat poo bubble-wrapped and boxed and moved to your new house? This is what the car valet would have done had she been a removals man. <br /><br />What's a bit of petrified cat poo!!Flossing the Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16298951261351587626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-16342052030705953212012-02-04T22:36:25.646+00:002012-02-04T22:36:25.646+00:00The removal men unearth a petrified cat poo from b...The removal men unearth a petrified cat poo from behind some boxes in our old spare room when we moved here. What's a bit of vomit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-87298650298680645892012-01-10T21:23:35.252+00:002012-01-10T21:23:35.252+00:00Thank you so much miss lily. Is that really you in...Thank you so much miss lily. Is that really you in da picture? If it is, I don't mind you being my stalker. <br /><br />PS Just visited your blog. Need clarification on what kind of angel gets a good kicking if I don't follow? Fallen angels, the Angel of the Bottomless Pit, or good angels. If it's one of the first two, then they get kicked in the teeth every second of every day for like, millions of years, so they won't give a shit. If it's good angels, then I don't mind them getting a bit of kick in the teeth either, cos they is total suck-ups innit?Flossing the Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16298951261351587626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-31151326611409629232012-01-10T19:59:42.335+00:002012-01-10T19:59:42.335+00:00Just read through some of your posts and you are H...Just read through some of your posts and you are HILARIOUS!<br /><br />Love your humour and your writing style, so much so that I am now your newest stalker...er follower.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-43708671834133625692012-01-10T10:09:12.702+00:002012-01-10T10:09:12.702+00:00Fruit flies. Gross I know. Like being in one of th...Fruit flies. Gross I know. Like being in one of those Bible plagues of yore. I was expecting to find frogs and locusts in the glove compartment. <br /><br />motherventing - don't go for a valet before de-spaffing your car. iykwim. <br /><br />Older mum - I think a valet is worse than having a front bottom MOT (continuing the car analogy...) I MAKE SURE there are no crumbs, rotten apple cores, or mouldy toys DOWN THERE before visiting the doctor.Flossing the Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16298951261351587626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-69879841883667477572012-01-09T21:09:42.246+00:002012-01-09T21:09:42.246+00:00Fruit flies? I god no - that sounds really gross. ...Fruit flies? I god no - that sounds really gross. What was that silly valet talking about - I think you would know if there was sick everywhere. Anyway this has put me off taking my car for a valet - too unwittingly revealing .... its almost akin to having one's fanny checked by a doctor. Think I'll stick to a car wash ...Older Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02923339244117157344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-30863631558298003092012-01-09T20:38:10.399+00:002012-01-09T20:38:10.399+00:00How fecking posh are you?? I had to look up what a...How fecking posh are you?? I had to look up what a valet was, I'm so fecking common. And the fruit flies bit made me shiver and sick a bit in my mouth. <br /><br />You is v funny, tho, innit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-60348042319684855242012-01-09T19:45:17.240+00:002012-01-09T19:45:17.240+00:00Heledd, helo helo! Beth i ti di bod yn gwneud ar y...Heledd, helo helo! Beth i ti di bod yn gwneud ar y carped na fenyw? Druan ar y carpet cleaner xFlossing the Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16298951261351587626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-91345946372658843342012-01-09T19:43:40.779+00:002012-01-09T19:43:40.779+00:00Ahem, confession ladies. I am indeed booked for an...Ahem, confession ladies. I am indeed booked for another valet tomorrow. In my defence, I found the valet in question extremely pleasing, and I have said once already, I am in dire need of a good valeting. xFlossing the Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16298951261351587626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-62489408561768446252012-01-09T18:30:11.416+00:002012-01-09T18:30:11.416+00:00I had a similar experience when I had the carpet c...I had a similar experience when I had the carpet cleaner in. The raised eyebrows and the shaking of the head. If my carpet had been clean I wouldn't have called him in, patronizing fuckwit!heledd lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976910471818596728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-58116599096063095042012-01-09T13:58:20.213+00:002012-01-09T13:58:20.213+00:00my car's really dirty, getting to the stage wh...my car's really dirty, getting to the stage where I can't really see out of the windscreen when the sun's at a particular angle in the sky because the inside of the windscreen is so mucky. Still have an aversion to a car wash too. So won't be washing in the near future, will just take a tissue out of my pocket and like all good mothers everywhere, give it a lick before wiping the inside windscreen with it, that'll do.Sianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13537232766501416703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8744400422255448819.post-72621825205997158192012-01-09T12:03:12.412+00:002012-01-09T12:03:12.412+00:00Brilliantly written, brilliantly funny and brillia...Brilliantly written, brilliantly funny and brilliantly true. The trick is never to clean the car. If you do you only get all anal about mud and crumbs coming back in to it. Our Skoda still bears traces of the volcanic ash from two years ago. It's so filthy that even when I left the keys in the driver's door all night noone tried to make off with it. It's so filthy that noone ever accepts the offer of a lift. It's so filthy that none of the scars from my imperfect parking skills show up. By the way, we now have two cats but I still haven't worked out how to floss them.Adventures of a Middle-aged Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11225267175732836348noreply@blogger.com